So yeah I’ve been gone a minute or two, but I’m sure none of you have been waiting with bated breath for my triumphant return (after all I have made promises before, haven’t I?). What’s different this time, you’re probably asking yourself, if you really mean it why not just start up a fresh blog to prove it? Fresh faces aren’t always the best faces I’ve always said, and so I’ll continue down this thus far failing road (and besides, in the beginning I only ever promised it would sometimes be great, didn’t I?).
Lot’s of questions up there. Let’s move on.
But that’s just the problem, I suppose, and has been for some time now. I can’t move on, there’s nothing to move on to. My life isn’t filled with the magnificent anecdotes it used to be, I have no employment related-stress (this is no complaint, I assure you), and I seem to have lost the passion for chronicling my daily tediums.
I hope this sounds out loud as melodramatic as it does in my head.
Thinking about it, I’ve discovered that my most prolific blogging periods are my least productive fiction periods, which is problematic, but perhaps not since I’ve not written a blog post in several months (minus the immortal words of Juelz Santana, of course). So maybe, like I promised at the outset of this unwieldy vehicle, I should combine forces. Is this a lazy way to fill out a pointless blog post? You better believe it, but maybe I just need to get used to pushing that publish button. Anyway, here’s a little something I worked on briefly a while back. Read it if you will or not, I’m not sure if it really truly is “something” outside a file tentatively named carridesandjagerbombs spring 10 draft 1.
It was something you said, I think. It’s all a bit hazy by now, but we hadn’t left yet, you hadn’t plopped into the passenger seat and leaned over to kiss me on the cheek, your hair wild from two blocks of wind, your jacket caught closed in the door. I told you I was okay to drive but that was a lie. A cab would’ve come and we would’ve split it but you would’ve insisted it drop me off first since my place is on the way home. You would’ve gone home alone, drunk, to him, separate rooms maybe but you were drunk.
But it was before all that, before, we were at that tall table next to the front windows, I think, or maybe it was when we were leaned over the jukebox. I gave you dollar after dollar to play silly songs you knew I hate, hoping the next would be perfect, that I’d turn and you’d be smiling, sloppy of course, but I’d say something silly like how did you know? or this is exactly the way I feel and it would be a moment and I’d go to kiss you and you wouldn’t resist, you wouldn’t say I’m not ready for this or what are you doing?
You just wanted to dance though, you were tired of talking about him. I was too stiff, too nervous. I tried to tell you I wasn’t a dancer but when you rolled your eyes I thought I’d lost you. I saw you dancing with someone else, maybe the guy with the spiked up hair, the guy doing jager-bombs and talking too loud, or maybe his friend, short and skinny, hat turned backwards with pretty eyes.
I don’t even know what it was anymore. It was certainly before the jukebox, before you said you didn’t know if you still loved him or not. Your finger was in your drink when you said that (was it a gin and tonic?), swirling the ice, and your eyes were there too, hoping maybe the answer would be at the bottom of the whirlpool, that the sound of ice bumping against the glass was morse code.
I shouldn’t have brought him up, wouldn’t have probably if you hadn’t dared me into that blowjob (what was even in that?), and then it sat as heavy in my stomach as he had all night and you made a joke and I couldn’t keep him any longer. You said you didn’t know and I don’t know how I expected you to, and when you kept swirling and your lips puckered and your eyes stayed down I had to erase it all, would a joke? I said your mother should know. Your eyes flashed up, finally, but I thought I’d blown it, I thought it was too vague, you’d missed it, but then you smirked and said can you believe it, the Beatles really did write a song for every possible emotion. That guy was an asshole you laughed and then you grabbed my arm and said give me a dollar and I’ll play the world’s real best song and I promise it’s not Rocky Raccoon.
Apparently it’s The Sign, but I don’t think it was that, not how you dug your purple fingernails just a little too hard into my wrist, how you knew I’d give you as many dollars as you asked for. It wasn’t when you said your parents had started sleeping in separate beds and then wondered if it was genetic, though that’s why I asked, that’s when I thought it might be okay.
It must’ve been something about communication, or marriage, or both. You wanted your thesis to be about technology and shifting modes of human interaction (did I phrase that right?), how as it brings us together it pushes us apart (no?). I said my cousin married a Vietnamese girl he met on the internet and they’re perfect together and you said exactly, exactly, we go through all this to meet people we should never even know exist but can’t say a single word to the person sitting next to us on the train. Our physical reality is being replaced by the virtual, I mean think about it, we walk around all day in our earbuds or with phones stuck to our heads, so isolated we might as well be on different fucking continents. I had to take a sip of my beer. Your tone—I wanted to say bullshit I wanted to say it’s not that simple I wanted to say sometimes when you walk past those dirty blankets and bags of clothes in concrete nooks underneath the train tracks sometimes those earbuds are the only thing that keep your feet moving, that sure, maybe it’s a retreat, an escape, but who cares, at least it’s to art, at least it’s because there’s something that makes this all feel worth it. Instead I just took another sip of beer.
I’m sorry for that, it was probably just from the liquor sliding down my esophagus. It hadn’t settled yet, you can understand that outrage, my tongue on fire, you’d made me take it. Asked me about girls, thought it’d be funny to say you’d get the bartender to give me a blowjob. If the lights weren’t so low you’d have seen my cheeks the color of cherry pucker.
I’m not far back enough, still, I can’t seem to find it. We got to girls because you saw me eyeing that obnoxious one with the cleavage and I was eyeing her because we didn’t want the Beatles guy to know we were listening to him spew pomp all over (you thought) a first date. We started on my job and went from there to Jurassic Park to jackets to home repair. I refinished my coffee table and you acted impressed, but none of that is it, it’s not in there. If you were here I’m sure we could piece together how the conversation went, connect beer three to four, six to seven.
In the car, when you leaned over and kissed me on the cheek, your lips warm and dry, your coat caught closed in the door, it was exactly what I wanted. I wanted to turn and kiss you back, feel your tongue in my mouth (it’s been so long for me), to put my hand on yours. Your lips were warm and dry but it was just for a moment, and then they released, then you were cracking the door to pull your coat in, thanking me for driving.
After that, the drive, it comes in flashes. You’re asking me if I remember how to get to your place and I see him waiting up and I see you drunk and there’s a left turn and I look at you to see if you are like you are in my head and there’s a curb and the brake pedal and the airbags exploding and it doesn’t seem like anything more than a moment, thinking of it now.